the opposite of albinism called melanism,a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black. love it more every time i see it.
i love this so much
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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Huh. I actually read this in the newspaper today.
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Probablythe best 6 seconds ever.i fucking lost it
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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This is actually brilliant.
john This is the only John Green cameo I’ll get behind.
reblogging so john green can find this
oh my god this has to happen
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As their name implies, saltwater crocs are found in salt water, but they are also found in freshwater, which is not what their name implies. It just goes to show, they’re not to be trusted.
—Russell Coight (via onlyfoolsandvikings)
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he meows so hard he falls over :o
omg i want them all.
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so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
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Male feminists
Why the fuck doesn’t this have eight million notes? Get it together, tumblr.
Reblog every time.
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Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture than they do in school
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