June 2011
NEW FAVORITE QUOTE
”When people hurt you over and over, think of them like a sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless.” - Chris Colfer
So this little kid in my line saw some gay boys today..
- kid: *whispers* dad those boys are holding hands like girls do
- father: yup.
- kid: thats so silly why are they doing that?
- father: because they like each other. when you like someone you hold their hand.
- kid: even boys?
- father: even boys.
So basically; when I have a boyfriend, this is what I want him to be like.
69…aw yee.
why is this so fucking cute.
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
