July 2012
“From birth we’re taught that we’re owed a beautiful girl. We all think of...”
– David Wong, 5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women
That last line is right on the money.
(via albinwonderland)
this is why i’m so distrusting of men. i really really like them, until they show me this side of themselves, and then all i want to do is beat the shit out of them for being like...
I love how a band/album can represent period in your life and that every time when you listen to it you get a weird familiar feeling, as if you’re going back in time to that part of your life.
Before my period starts-
me: someone hangout with me & do something productive!
me: i need friends
me: anyone?
me: ....
me: okay, fuck all of you.
After my period starts-
friend 1: hey whatcha doing today !
friend 2: wanna come to the mall with me ?
mom: let's go jogging & then get something to eat !
little brother: let's go swimming !
God: here's some sunshine & rainbows for you, my dear child.
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Ma: So, you know, maybe the named the bell after the guy who created the telephone. Its awfully coincidental that his name was Bell, don't you think?
Cafrine: But... There've been bells since the middle ages and the telephone is only a hundred and fifty years old.
Ma: Well maybe they weren't always called bells.
Cafrine: What were they called then?
Ma: Dingers.
Cafrine: Dingers!
Ma: Sure. You don't know.
Cafrine: ... "Oh, hark! Hear the melodious church dingers!" That sounds about right.
“I want all these young people to be getting a higher education, and I don’t want...”
– President Obama today, keeping it real (via barackobama)
Why we should use the Oxford Comma
laughterkey:
au-nat-urelle:
incitatus-ebooks:
tenderstatue:
bowtiesinthedungeon:
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:
“highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.
Forever reblog.
okay fine i’ll start using the oxford comma
i’m convinced
...
“President Obama and his challenger, Mitt Romney, echoed each other in embracing...”
– The New York Times, “Obama and Romney Do Not Change Course Over Outcry on Gun Violence.”
For shame. Mr. President, for shame. Your campaign is on Tumblr, and sooner or later, someone on that campaign will read this, via reblog or on their Dashboards. They will read this, and they will see the...
“What they don’t understand about birthdays and what they never tell
you is that...”
– Sandra Cisneros (via arpeggia)
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